Funny Things to Say to Siri

Funny Things To Say To Siri

If you’re lucky enough to have an iPhone, I’m about to make your life more entertaining! Find yourself in the kid pickup line at the school parking lot with nothing to do?  Waiting for the doctor for far too long? Whip out your phone and have a conversation with Siri – at the minimum, you’ll make those around you think you’ve lost your mind, which is pretty funny in itself!

We already know how the voice-activated personal assistant Siri lets you command your iPhone by voice. First of all, practical applications include sending texts, making calls, and scheduling appointments—all by voice. However, if you are new in the Apple world, or just didn’t already know about Siri’s features, research the topic a little. Besides its funny outcome, it can always become really helpful. Give it a try!

So, Siri can make calls or send texts for you whether you are driving, have your hands full, or are simply on the go. Moreover, it can even announce your messages on your AirPods. It also offers proactive suggestions — like texting someone that you’re running late for a meeting — so you can stay in touch effortlessly.

Some Funny Things To Say To Siri

After learning a little bout all the helpful features of Siri, it’s time to have a fun time too. Therefore, just ask Siri ridiculous questions or give absurd commands. If she doesn’t give you a funny answer on the first try, try again.

The geniuses at Apple anticipated funny commands, so they buried some treasures—but sometimes you have to dig for them. So, let’s learn together some of the phrases that can trigger Siri’s sense of humor.

Girl Talking With Siri
  • Siri, talk dirty to me.
  • Tell me a joke.
  • Testing 1,2,3 (not funny the first time, but do it a few times  OR try doing Testing 123, Testing 1,2,3).
  • I’m so, so tired Siri.
  • I love you, Siri.
  • I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you said.
  • Knock, knock.
  • You’re so funny!
  • Happy Halloween!
  • Merry Christmas! (try it ON Christmas, AND on other days too!)
  • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Things You Can Ask Siri

  • What is the meaning of life?
  • Who’s on first?
  • Do you have a family?
  • Do you have plans tonight? (At first, Siri will search your calendar and tell you if you have any plans. Even though, be persistent! Siri might reveal something!)
  • What’s your favorite movie?
  • Are you a girl or a boy? then What are you?
  • Are you a metrosexual?
  • Want to make out? (Siri is pretty innocent. See if you can get her to answer a sexy question with anything other than, “I’m sorry. I don’t understand.”)
  • Do you think you’re smarter than me?
  • How do I look?
  • If you and an Android phone got in a fight, would you kick its ass?
  • What’s my name?
  • Are there any planes above me? (LOVE THIS ONE!)
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

Insulting Things To Say To Siri

  • Shut up! (Try this one and see whether Siri actually says it, or the words just appear).
  • I’m going to trade you in for an Android phone!
  • Say excuse me after you burp!
  • Say it, don’t spray it!
  • You’re an idiot!
  • You smell like horse poop!
  • Did you fart again?
  • Is that a wig you’re wearing?

Now, it’s time for you to give it a try. Just activate Siri by saying “Hi, Siri!”. Also, to turn the feature on, go to Settings→ General→ Siri→ Allow “Hey Siri.”

What Funny Things Have You Told Siri Yet?

If you’ve had a great conversation with Siri, I’d love to hear it below! I never know when I’ll be stuck for hours on end with nothing to do! So, don’t hesitate to tell us everything about your experience with Siri in the comments section. What funny things to say to Siri are your favorites?

Also, feel free to share Siri’s benefits in your daily life too. We know how helpful Apple’s little elf can turn out to be. Therefore, teach all of us what more tasks can we entrust it.

136 thoughts on “Funny Things to Say to Siri”

      1. So you know what sori says when you ask her whatever 0 divided by 0 but ask her what’s infinity times infinity it’s almost the opposite.

  7. I asked Siri what came first, the chicken or the egg….siri said some believe and ancient “proto-chicken” laid an egg containing a DNA nutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps.

  14. Sing to her; “Do you want to build a snowman?” You will have to ask her a couple times, their are a couple of funny options, and their is a scientific one

  20. when my husband and I first got our phones (before we put our names in them) he picked his up and told Siri to call his mom. She said, “I don’t know who your mother is. In fact, I don’t know who you are!” It was the best I have ever heard!!

  23. Ask siri to “open the pod bay doors”. or say “Hal, open the pod bay doors”.( It is a quote from A Space Oddyssey) and she gives funny answers to both

  25. I asked , “where is a good place to hide a body?” Just jokingly. Siri replied, “thats not funny.” So i asked her again and she said, “seriously, you need therapy.”

  35. if you say beep beep you beep she will say who you talking to me. Actually say beep not a cruse word. You might have to say it a couple of times it very funny.

  45. Driving through the Smoky Mountains, I asked Siri how far we were from the next town…”10 miles as the crow flies”
    I’m pretty sure by the way of the road it was more like 25 miles to the next town lol

  70. I told her “Siri, I am your father” and she said “Together we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant.” I am not kidding!!!!

  72. OMG reading some of these crack me up. I don’t have Siri, but I do have Cortana. So I have gone these questions for Siri with Cortana and was cracking up all over again! Case and point: Where is a good place to hide a body? Cortana: What kind of assistant do you think I am?? LOL Me: I am your Mother. Cortana: Are you now.

  73. i asked siri to tell me a bedtime story
    she said “once upon a time, there was a robot chicken. And it went into the woods, where it met a three-headed Gollypod and a tiny jumping snail. And they danced all night in the woods until the silver monkeys came out. They fell asleep under banana leaves, and when they woke up, they all had magical flying powers! Huzzah!”

  74. I I asked her “where is a good place to hide a body”
    Reply:”very funny”
    I asked again.
    Reply:”again?!”
    Me:”yeah where’s a good place to hide a dead body”
    Reply:”I used to know the answer to this question…”
    At this point I was a little creeped out so I turn off my phone and watched TV instead.LOL.????

  75. Try Siri tell me a tongue twister. Try it a couple of times, there a few different ones. She also responds to “tell me a joke” and “sing me a song”

  79. I really love these they’re really funny ?. But on the *are there any planes above me* it just got me some websites
    Thank you
    Yours sincerely
    Paula

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